In the aeroplane over the sea

French phrases I know:
pardon, où sont les toilettes.
Sadly I will not be able to understand their reply

vin rouge s'il vous plaît.
This is a very important phrase.

Je ne parle pas du français.
Holy crap, I am sooooo good at this one. I could just run around Paris all day saying "I do not speak french. I do not speak french. I do not speak french." It just sounds so.... french.

parle vous l'anglais.
MAYBE more important than knowing how to order wine, but it's really a toss up.

Off to the airport, probably should have bought a map.
xo

This time tomorrow...